Let’s be honest: for a significant portion of the population, Valentine’s Day isn’t about hand-dipped chocolates and renewed vows. It’s a high-pressure reminder that you’re legally tethered to someone who still hasn’t figured out how a dishwasher functions. If your internal monologue looks less like a sonnet and more like this, you aren’t alone: V […]
I want to ask a question and I want an honest answer: Is there anyone who is ever happy on Valentine’s Day? If so, they are statistically insignificant. So there. Whether you are single and wish you weren’t, or married and wish you weren’t, or dating and confused about what to do for Valentine’s, we […]
Follow these instructions to the letter and see what happens to your marriage. Complain constantly. Tell your spouse everything that bothers you about them. Be sure to repeat yourself often, as you know your spouse can’t remember what you said even 30 minutes ago. If anything goes wrong, be sure to blame the other person. […]
V is for this Vale of tears I wade through A is for the A-hole that you are L is for the Laughter that will cleanse me E is for this Everlasting war N is for Neglect at every juncture T is for Tomorrow when I’ll start I is for my Inmost dreams and wishes […]
It takes a lot to keep a marriage strong. Here are some suggestions that will help you show your spouse how much (s)he means to you. Text someone while your spouse is talking to you. Greet the dog and your kids before you say hello to your spouse when you get home. Don’t bother […]
Practical advice for modern couples who need more than just empathy.