Satire
Sometimes, the best way to deal with the chaos of marriage and relationships is to laugh at it. This section takes a sharp, witty look at the absurdities of love, parenting, and societal expectations—because if you don’t laugh, you might just cry.
Satire
Sometimes, the best way to deal with the chaos of marriage and relationships is to laugh at it. This section takes a sharp, witty look at the absurdities of love, parenting, and societal expectations—because if you don’t laugh, you might just cry.
The “Hallmark” Card Your Lawyer Advised You Not To Send
Let’s be honest: for a significant portion of the population, Valentine’s Day isn't about hand-dipped chocolates and renewed vows. It’s a high-pressure reminder that you’re legally tethered to someone who still hasn’t figured out how a dishwasher functions. If your...
It’s Valentine’s Day – Gag Me with a Heart-Shaped Chocolate Spoon
I want to ask a question and I want an honest answer: Is there anyone who is ever happy on Valentine’s Day? If so, they are statistically insignificant. So there. Whether you are single and wish you weren’t, or married and wish you weren’t, or dating and confused...
30 Ways to Ruin Your Marriage
Follow these instructions to the letter and see what happens to your marriage. Complain constantly. Tell your spouse everything that bothers you about them. Be sure to repeat yourself often, as you know your spouse can’t remember what you said even 30 minutes ago. If...
When You Can’t Send That Perfect Hallmark Card
V is for this Vale of tears I wade through A is for the A-hole that you are L is for the Laughter that will cleanse me E is for this Everlasting war N is for Neglect at every juncture T is for Tomorrow when I’ll start I is for my Inmost dreams and wishes N is for the...
18 Ways to Show Your Partner You Care – Not!
It takes a lot to keep a marriage strong. Here are some suggestions that will help you show your spouse how much (s)he means to you. Text someone while your spouse is talking to you. Greet the dog and your kids before you say hello to your spouse when you get...
